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Negara Yang Paling Grafis se-Jagad adalah Switzerland

Nama latin dari Switzerland adalah Confoederatio Helvetica.

Coba lihat… Kurang grafis apa tuh!

Bahkan, Switzerland tidak punya lambang negara…
Yang ada adalah Logo negara (ini yang ngomong adalah Way Gabriel).
Silakan lihat logo-nya:

Beughhhhh!! Grafis!!
(info ini didapat dari Pambudi Perdana dan Hendry dan Switzerland Wikipedia)


Where is Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris adalah orang paling hebat se-jagad.
Pengen tau dimana dia berada? Ikuti langkah-langkah ini:

  1. Buka http://www.google.com
  2. Ketik Where is Chuck Norris di kotak search
  3. Jangan langsung tekan enter seperti biasa, namun klik tombol I’m Feeling Lucky (atau Saya Lagi Beruntung apabila dalam bahasa Indonesia)

Lihat jawabannya…
Bahkan Google pun takluk sama Chuck Norris


Definisi Waktu… Menurut Saya

Jadi kalau ada orang yang menyapa “Good morning!” jam 5:30, PUKUL AJA!
lagi enak-enak tidur dibangunin… pake salah lagi!

Gambar terinspirasi oleh Learn Something Everyday

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Peluncuran Menang Gondrong Doang // Krishna Kastubi

Bersama posting ini dengan resmi saya luncurkan Blog “Agak serius” saya. Dengan URL http://menanggondrongdoang.krishnakastubi.com. Silakan kunjungi.

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Sound Garden is Back

Sound Garden is Back!! OMFGOR!!

it is positively confirmed by their lead singer -Chris Cornell- from his twitter.
Just visit http://soundgardenworld.com/. Thanks guys.


Whoooa! hold yer horses lad!
Did you know that you can Ask me just about anything?
Go ahead try it, it's fun!

2010 Is a Special Number

Ok.. this is wierd

2010 = 1+2-(3-4-5)*6*7*8-9
2010 = 1-(2+(3-4-5)*6*7)*8+9
2010 = 1+2+(3+4*(5+6*7+8))*9
2010 = 1+2*(3*4*(5+6)-7)*8+9
2010 = 1*2*3*(4*(5*6+7*8)-9)
2010 = 1+2+(3+4*(5-6+7*8))*9
2010 = (1-2-3+4*(5/6+7*8))*9
2010 = (1+2+3*4)*(5-6+(7+8)*9)
2010 = 1+2+((3*(4+5)+6)*7-8)*9
2010 = (1+2+3)*(4*(5*6+7*8)-9)
2010 = 1+2+3*(4*(5+6)*(7+8)+9)
2010 = (1*2/3)*((4+5)*6*7*8-9)
2010 = (1-2-3)*((4+5)/6-7*8*9)
2010 = (1*2+(3-4*(5/6-7))*8)*9
2010 = 1*(2+(3-4*(5/6-7))*8)*9
2010 = (1+2*(3+4))*(5-6+(7+8)*9)

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New Year, New Look! Peresmian KrishnaKastubi.com

Selamat Tahun Baru Semuanya! (telat 5 hari)

Di awal tahun ini saya meluncurkan wajah baru dari krishnakastubi.com. Dan tumblr saya ini rubah nama, jadi Trend Hunter // Krishna Kastubi.

Intinya mah, Trend hunter ini cuman jadi postingan- postingan sampah yang saya temukan di jagad maya.

Rencana kedepan bakal bikin blog yang lebih serius. Mungkin pakai jasa Blogger. lah wong blogger udah hebat kok, buat apa susah-susah hosting CMS sendiri? Tunggu saja ya.

Saya sudah bikin desainnya kurang lebih sama (antara .com dengan yang tumblr) Silakan menikmati!

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AGES of ROCK

Punk not dead, punk not dead.. punk exploited

waygabriel:

- EARLY ROCK :

  • The Who : With their Attitude
  • Rolling Stone
  • Bob Dylan

- ART ROCK : as it is, with an art performances ( Light, Video, Animation and the first Multimedia concept performance)

  • Velvet Underground : With Andy Wharhole
  • Pink Floyd : Especially in Syd era (as a vocalist)
  • Genesis

- BLANK GENERATION : as known as PUNK ERA. Easy Chord, Speed and “What a lyric”

  • Ramones USA
  • Sex Pistols UK : Influenced by Iggy Pop & The Stoges
  • Television
  • The Clash
  • Patty Smith

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20 Hilarious School Exam Answers

priesto:

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England.

These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds.

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head

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